Oh..Everyone makes resolutions for a New year..I make mine too, just for myself..Now between you and me..Pssst!
Here is what is likely to be their fate!
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Resolutions
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Second thoughts..
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To walk daily mornings
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Outside?..No compelling reason! (We have to go out to go to office anyway!)
..Inside the house?..To bathrooms and Kitchen…Oh, Yes!
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To reduce the weight/waist line
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I will wear ‘lighter costumes’ …lighter in weight,
I mean!… never check my weight on a machine again..till next year…
Besides if I reduce my size, what happens to my present clothes..Buy again?…No way!
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Not to eat too many sweets and fried items..
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How will sweetmeat stall owners and bhajji-bondawllahs live?..C’mon. I can’t be so mean or selfish!…Live and Let live, yaar!
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To get my teeth checked by Dentist regularly
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Only if it hurts and when it hurts..Otherwise his bill usually hurts more!
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Not to do Net surfing late at night
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Then when…Day time, taking leave from Office?
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Not to blog about Politics or scams..
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It is politically correct to blog about scams, I believe..
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Not to download movies from the Net
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Why do we have an Internet connection then?..
’Internally net ‘ the movies, is my mantra!
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And finally…Never to make any New year resolutions again..
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Yay! …Double thumbs –up!
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Care to join me in some more?